The Great Worldwide TELEVISED Court HEARING!: That Great Meeting of the Most Intelligent Minds! (en Inglés)
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This Extremely Good Book is what we have all been Patiently Waiting for: beCause it Reveals HOW to Solve the World's Massive Problems in a Rational Manner, without going to War over Boundaries, Mating Rights, Ideologies, nor Territories, without Humiliating other Peoples, without making Enemies of anyone with Common Sense nor with a Good Sense of Humor, which is always Helpful when Dealing with People of other Languages, Cultures, Habits, Traditions, Philosophies, and Honest Opinions, who are often Suffering with Chronic Constipation of the Mind, who cannot Understand the most Simple Ideas, sometimes: beCause of Strange Reasons, which might seem to be Logical to them; but, not to us: beCause we were Raised Differently. For Example, many Americans Object to Capitalizing so many Words, saying that it Distracts their Minds from Concentrating on whatever the Message might be, while we at Amazon.com find it Helpful to get the Message Implanted into our Heads - even though some of us also Naturally Object. However, Master Twain has his own Good Reasons, which he has Presented in another Inspired Book, called: "Justifications for Capitalizations!" (WHY Master Twain Defies the School of Fools!), Book 049, which is Equally as Controversial as this Inspired Book: beCause it lays the Blame for many Misunderstandings on "The Public School of Ignorant FOOLS," who do not even Realize the Importance of Capitalizing all such Special Words as: Faith, Hope, Trust, Love, Patience, Persistence, nor OBEDIENCE, which are "The Seven Basic Spiritual Building Blocks of LIFE!" Yes, all such Words are much more Important than Ford Motors and General ElecTrickery - not to mention the Phony Federal Burden of Investigation (FBI) and the Central Unintelligent Agencies (CIA), who have yet to Discover the Chief Criminals, who are Residing somewhere around "The BIG White OUTHOUSE on the Not-so-Biblical Capitol DUNGHILL!" - in the District of Criminals, that is, in George Washington's Backyard, which has the 2 Stinking Holes for the Dimwitcrats and Reprobates to Squat on, which is Filled with Ancient Political Elephant Droppings and Fresh Political Donkey Dung, which needs to be Cleaned Out by whatever Means is most Practical, which, in this Case is: "The Great Worldwide TELEVISED Court HEARING," whereby we, the People - the Tax Slaves, Interest Slaves, Insurance Slaves, Drug Slaves, Sex Slaves, and especially the Work Slaves - might get to Learn the Truth, the Whole Truth, and nothing but the Truth: so Help us God, who is rather Displeased with the Horrible STINK that cometh forth from such an Odious HOLE, as Queen Elizabeth might put it - that is, in Elizabethan English, which Master Twain fully Exposed in the Light of Truth in: "The New MAGNIFIED Version of The Book of MOORMUN!" (The Story of the White and Dark Indians in the Americas!), Book 040, which is Truly one of the Best Books on this Good Earth, and much more Enlightening than this Book: beCause of Covering a thousand or more Fascinating Subjects! However, this Unique Book has a Special Place among all of the so-called "Tale Feathers" of the Colorful Peacock from Angel Ridge, who has done another Amazing Dance on his Computer Keyboard, which is Bound to Shake the Foundations of Capitalism to the Core, which has Produced all of those above-mentioned SLAVES! We Hope to God that you are not one of them - that you are, in Fact, Perfectly FREE with a Capital F! However, the Chances of that are Extremely Slender, if you are an Average America, with your Head Stuck in the Tail Pipe of ... well, we had better not say, as yet, lest we Offend some Political Rabbit with HOT Twitching Ears and Smoking Nostrils, who is about to Wet his Diaper! And it is not beCause of Indignation. No sir, it is beCause of being Defenseless! Yes, this Amazing Book will Disarm all of those Timid Rabbits, Worldwide! Guaranteed! (Please Click on the Look Inside button for the Book Preview. Thank you.)
